In surprise move, Vermont quietly and peacefully seceded from the U.S. of Empire overnight, declaring Bernie Sanders our newly-elected interim president until a qualified WOMAN is found to fill the position (it shouldn’t take long).

The state legislature declares the “Sparrow” Vermont’s second official bird (move over, Hermit Thrush).

Meanwhile, thousands of yaks are being shipped in from across Asia to Vermont’s Green Mountains to occupy hundreds of acres of abandoned dairy farm land, providing plenty of organic grass-fed local yak meat, milk, textiles and amusement for all. (By all accounts, yaks are co-existing peacefully amongst decentralized networks of solar arrays, maple sap lines, and fields and fields of legalized cannabis and hemp crops.)

Long live the 2VR: Second Vermont Republic!‪

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