Publisher’s Note: Here at Vermont Independent, we haven’t had a political dog in the US imperial presidential fight since our founding in 2005.
But we gotta ask – what happened to Joe Biden? Either JB has discovered the Fountain of Youth and new Brain since last summer, or, well, we hate to speculate – but SOMETHING is rotten in US.
So who IS Joe Biden?
We don’t mean ideologically. We mean metaphysically.
An Internet search reveals a single article calling attention to what seems obvious – “Joe Biden” does not appear to be Joe Biden.
Here is a summary of the relevant physical differences, according to said article, written by a gentleman named James Fetzer:
Here is a list of seven actors who have all played “Joe Biden” over the years.
Any answers – please email publisher AT vermontindependent.net.
In the meantime, a taste of photographic evidence...
“President Elect Joe Biden” on December 29, 2020 “COVID-19 Briefing” photo and video – get a good look – promising to “build back better” through a national US mask wearing mandate, 100 vaccines injected into US in 100 days, and more US economic lockdowns to “get US back to normal”…
Here’s where it get weird – the YouTube STILL SHOT (“Joe Biden” wearing red tie) is NOT the same “Joe Biden” as the “Joe Biden” actually giving the same speech (“Joe Biden” wearing blue and yellow striped tie) – like, they are two different men. Clearly.
They both appear to have blue eyes, but beyond this feature…
Now, a bit of visual history…
Exhibit A: VP Joe Biden in November 2013. Seven years ago. Seven. Years. Ago.
Exhibit B: VP Joe Biden in October 2015 – two well-lit shots in the Rose Garden with BO and wife Jill. Look closely: free lobes, wide cranium, smooth chin, plus emerging neck waddle, etc.
Exhibit C: VP Joe Biden right before leaving office – December 2016. Again, look closely – neck waddle, dramatically thinning hair, free lobes, wide cranium, smooth chin…
Exhibit D: 2020 presidential candidate Joe Biden in April (with HRC) and August (with DJT) 2020. Look closely: hair even thinner, neck waddle even more pronounced, free lobes, wide cranium, smooth chin, skin on face showing significant aging…
Now!
Exhibit E: 2020 “Presidential Victor” Joe Biden via Google search – montage and presidential profile photo. Now we understand that makeup artists can work wonders, but…
And for fun, Hollywood actor Jim Carrey repeatedly playing “Joe Biden” on Saturday Night Live – Fall 2020.
WTF is going on?
One more time – “President Elect Joe Biden” featured in 2 prominent national news journals on NEWS STANDS on New Year’s Day 2021, plus some fun (??) “Joe Biden” memes…
And…one more time, Joe Biden with Hillary Clinton – April 2020…
Will the REAL Joe Biden please stand up?
